Funny Sms

I'm warning you

Girl : I'm warning you
My Mummy is coming back in half an hour..

Boy : But I'm not doing anything..
Girl : That's why I'm warning you..

Hurry up ! :D :D

Funny sms

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth.

Funny sms

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.

Funny sms about Father's Age

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me,
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born?

Funny sms about Ayodha Raam Mandir

Raam chandra keh gaya siya se...
aisa kalyug aayega.....


kahan hua tha mera janam....
aab Supreme court batayega

A funny t-shirt slogan

Slogan written on a bald man's T-shirt...
God made some perfect heads..
on d rest he put hair to hide his mistakes..

A funny puzzle sms

1- U r a nice person.
2- line one is true.
3- line 2 is false if line 1 is true.
4- both 2&3 are true.
5- all 4 r false.


Cant solve it??? pass on

Funny sms about Dentist

If dentists make films,wt the names will be-
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-)

Funny sms

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...

Funny sms

“ Nadiya ke is paar
Parvat ke us paar
Nadiya ke is paar
Parvat ke us paar
Nadiya ke is paar
Parvat ke us paar
Ek shandaar char lane ka highway ban raha hai ”

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“ Vo kaun hai? Jo ISHQ me hai? Jo MANN me hai? Jo DIL me hai? Magar DHADKAN me nahi? Jyada soch mat STUPID Vo hai AMIR KHAN. ”