Joke Sms

Hindi Jokes SMS

Judge – You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge – How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

Sardar Jokes SMS in Hindi

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..

“Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain” .

SMS Jokes for Friends in Hindi

Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum..!!!

Joke sms

Pati: Tumhe Bhagvaan Ne Khubsurti Aur Bevkufi Sath Kyo Di? Patni: Taki Tum Shadi Ka Paigam Do Aur Mai Use Manzur Kar Lu.

Joke sms

1st Boy:
Yaar main aisa kya karu k Teri Shaadi k baad me Teri Biwi ko Film Dikhane le jau aur Tujhe Bura b na lge.??

2nd Boy:
Meri Shadi Apni Behen se kra d..

Mai teri behen ka pati

BV apne shrabi pati ko sudharne k liye ,
kale kapde pahen kr ghar k bahr khadi hui
Pati:Tum Kon
BV:Chudail
Pati:Haath mila Mai teri behen ka pati.

Diplomacy of Girls

Ultimate fact:-
Diplomacy of Girls:
They hate it when u ask their age!
but they would kill you
if u forget their birthday.

Wah Prabhu Kya Teri Leela

Wah Prabhu Kya Teri Leela…..
Chuha Billi se Darta hai.
Billi Kutte se.
Kutta Aadmi se.
Aadmi Biwi se,Aur.
Biwi Chuhe se…

Stop behaving like my wife

A Guy’s plea:
“Dear Google,
Pls stop behaving like my wife.
Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence B4 u start guessing & suggesting

Kanjoos Jokes SMS in Hindi

Respected,
International Kanjus,
Thanks for not sending any Sms,
You will win “Pappu Kanjus Rahna Award”

Na na sms mt karna,
Kahin ye! Award hath se na nikal jaye..