Naughty Sms

Naughty jokes sms

Lady techr: chup raho nhi to pakad kar khada kar dungi!

All the students started shouting..

'pehle mera'
'pehle mera'

Naughty sms

“Doctor: "Sardar ji aapki ek Kidney Fail ho gyi hai"

Sardar pehle to bahut roya, fir aansu ponchtey hue bola,

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Kitney Marks se???? ”

Aap ki yaad main 15 din

Wife on phone with Husband: “Aap ki yaad main 15 din main aadhi Mar gai hon Aap Ghar kab aarahay hain?” Husband: 15 din baad

Naughty Sms Jokes

R u Mail or Femail
Answer k liye
nechay dekho
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Bewakoof yahan nahe
apne nechay dekho

Naughty Sms

“ achhe kapde pehente ho
aur pure style rakhte ho
dil me gussa aur face pe
smile rakhte ho
Naak pochhna aata nahi
aur haath me mobail rakhte ho ”

Larki ke Gaal Pe Gulab maarne par Responses

Larki ke Gaal Pe Gulab maarne par Responses English Girl:you are too Naughty sweet heart! Urdu Girl: Nahin karo na! Punjabi Girl: Lakh laanat begairta

Naughty Sms

A Girl Phoned Me the Other Day and Said: Come On Over, There's Nobody Home. I Went Over. Nobody Was...

Naughty Messages

us ne kaha or dabao..
main dabaya..
us ne kaha or dabao..
main ne or dabaya..
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao..
main ne phir dabaya..
us ne kaha pant bhi nikal do phir dabao..
main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit-case band

Naughty Sayings

Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey.....
Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey...
Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey...
EK SMS YAAR!!!!

42 year old women

42yr aunty was raped by a 22 year boy in jogging park. todays news.. jogging park is full of aunties

Naughty sms

“ Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai

Naughty Poem/poetry in hindi

Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi Per Yaad Tumhari Ati Hai
Tum Saans Wahaan Per Letey Hoo Badboo Yahaan Tuk Ati Hai.
Ab Chota Closeup Sirf Paanch Rupey main.

Naughty and flirty sms

This my most beautiful SMS for you
If you read you owe me a HUG,
If you delete you Owe me a kiss,
If you save you owe me a DATE,
If you return text message to me,
You OWE me All,
But if you ignore,
You are MINe!
So wat will You do?

Naughty sms

“ Kiss kisi ki mahphil me,
Kiss kisi ne kiss kisi ko kiss kiya.
Ek hum hai jisne her kiss ko miss kiya,
Aur ek aap hai jisne har miss ko kiss kiya. ”

Naughty sms

“ Hamare liye apne heart me jagah rakhiye, Mind me nahi
Hume mind me rakhna dangerous ho sakta hai
Kyonki hum mind blowing hai ”